Dear Micah Wilkins, how are you? Me, I’m good just sitting in the comfort of my own office right now. I’m Just going over you files and your one crazy person ya know? You have live one crazy crazy life. Lie lie lie that’s all you do and that’s all you ever done. So what I’m trying to figure out is why you would lie about being a ware wolf? First off like you could have chosen a much better animal like a panther would have been more believable . You also could have choosen a honey badger those little things a bad ass. You must have watched twilight. I don’t know why you filled out a application for company and thought you were going to get the job. You lie lie and we would like to get you some help. Well that’s if you consider an insane asylum help I guess. Im just joking calm down, But seriously you need some help. In the past we’ve had you type. The type that lie a lot for no reason. We don’t need liers working at this company. It can hurt the business and get us bad reviews and we hate those a lot. So we need you in by 8:50 to start your training. Don’t be late.
From Zach James
You've put an interesting twist on this letter, Bernard. The perspective is cool.
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